White Blood Cells

Studies have shown that white blood cells can attack a person's own body and cause sickness to the person.

White blood cells are the body's natural protectors and they "attack" any unknown entities that come inside the body like viruses and stuff.

So how come they would attack a person's own body?

When a person is depressed, somehow the white blood cells will start attacking the body. One example is the sickness rheumatoid athritis where the white blood cells attack the person's own joints.

The same goes for being stressed or feeling guilty. Especially about feeling guilty, the body sort of punishes itself cause it can sense a person's guilt and thus it would seem appropriate to send justice.

I'm not really sure about the exact details of how the whole thing works but all I know is don't be depressed, stressed, or guilt-ridden.

One way to prevent this from happening is to laugh a lot.

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Three men were walking until they came to a river. They all wanted to get across to the other side.

The first man stepped up and prayed, "Dear, God, please give me the power and ability to cross this river."

POOF! His arms and legs became muscular and he swam across the river in 4 hours.

The second man saw this and decided to pray, "Dear, God, please give me the power and ability to cross this river, but without getting wet."

POOF! His arms became muscular and a rowboat appeared and so he rowed across the river in 2 hours.

The third man saw all this and also decided to pray, "Dear, God, please give the mower and ability to cross this river in the shortest time possible."

POOF! He became a woman and he crossed the bridge.